Buying a New Car? Don’t Even Step into a Showroom Before Reading This!
- Q Po India
- 7 days ago
- 4 min read
Buying a new car should feel like Dulhan ko ghar le ja rahe ho — full excitement, big smiles, and sweet Instagram posts.
But in India, it can quickly become a
"Kya hi le liya yaar?" (facepalm) moment
Thanks to some shady dealer tricks.
So, before you say “Sir, full payment kar diya, kab milegi delivery?” (Sir, I’ve paid in full — when will I get the car?)
Read this.
And trust us, it’ll save your pocket, peace, and patience. Let’s decode :
1. PDI — Pre-Delivery Inspection (Pehle Dekhna Zaroori Hai!)
Your car’s first look moment isn’t just for photos. Dealers might be pulling some shady moves behind those shiny panels.
Yes, bro, that “Sir chai lenge?” (Would you like some tea, sir?) smile is hiding PDI-level paap you didn’t sign up for (sins they hope you won’t notice)..
The Great Tire Heist
Factory-fitted tyres?
Poof! Swapped with budget ones while you’re busy checking the infotainment system.
That “Brand New” Bumper (Isn’t Brand New)
Seen a small scratch, misaligned door, or fog inside the headlight?
Chances are the car's done more rounds in the stockyard than you’ve done in Rishikesh & your “brand new” car had a rougher college life than you did.
Odometer: The Numbers Lie!
Unregistered cars sent from dealer to dealer might have odometers magically reset.
Cars are shifted between dealers, and odometers magically stay low.
Logic?
Dealer math is stronger than IIT entrance prep. You may be wondering, Odometer shows 40 km... But Kitne Logon Ne Chalaya?
Missing: First Aid Kit, Jack (even, Dignity)
Small stuff missing? It’s not by mistake. It’s a strategy. Less cost, more margin Classic jugaad.
Then they give you floor mats worth ₹200 and forget to include the essentials.
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Refusing Third-Party PDI
If your dealer says, “Sir, no outside checking allowed”, say “Toh fir main hi allowed nahi hoon yahan” and bounce. They’re hiding something SUS
2. Insurance: Not Just a Policy — It’s a Trap!
Insurance is mandatory, but who you buy it from makes a big difference.
Insurance isn’t optional, but letting the dealer pick your policy?
That’s like letting your gym trainer pick your cheat meal.
Massive Dealer Commissions
Dealers earn up to 50% on your policy.
So they’ll serve you insurance like chole bhature — full oily, zero healthy.
What are they selling you? Not what’s best, but what fattens their wallet.
Forced Insurance Sales
Ever heard “Sir, insurance toh yahin se lena padega”
Well, that’s illegal.
No dealer can force you to buy insurance from them.
Compromised Policies
To “match” outside prices, dealers may cut corners, like higher deductibles or no zero-dep cover. You’ll know when the claim gets rejected.
Meaning? Claim time = Cry time.
Accessories: Loot in the Name of Looks
Style at a Steal (from you)
Basic floor mats worth ₹2,000? Dealer package price = ₹14,999 + GST.
That too with that "FREE Teflon" coating that washes off faster than your shampoo.
Fake Waiting Periods = Real Manipulation
Here comes the biggest scam, “Sir, 6 months wait...
But agar accessories pack le lo toh kal delivery ho sakti hai.”
Translation: “Pay up or stay stuck."
How to Outsmart the Dealer Circus
Third-Party PDI = Your Shield Bring an expert or use professional PDI services. If the dealer resists, say “Toh bye!” and choose another. You deserve transparency.
DIY PDI Checklist:
If you're inspecting the car yourself, here’s what to check:
* Exterior: Look for paint mismatches, scratches, dents, or uneven gaps.
* Tires & Wheels: Check tread depth and brand—compare with what's listed in the manual.
* Glass & Mirrors: Look for chips, cracks, and proper fitting.
* Interior & Electricals: Test windows, lights, infotainment, seat adjustments, and horn.
* Odometer: It should show under 100 km.
* Engine Bay & Underbody: No signs of rust, oil leaks, or loose fittings.
Verify All Documents
Cross-check:
* Invoice
* Registration papers
* Insurance documents
* Owner’s manual
* Signed and stamped PDI checklist
Test Drive Before Delivery
Even if it’s brand new, take it for a spin. Strange sounds, unresponsive brakes, or alignment issues are easier to catch now than later.
Choose Your Own Insurance Like an Adult
Compare online. Add-ons matter. Choose zero depreciation, engine cover, and return-to-invoice if your city traffic resembles a Mad Max scene.
Don’t fall for flashy names — read what’s actually covered
Say No to “Must-Have” Accessories
Your car doesn’t need those chrome door visors and neck pillows with cheesy quotes. Buy only what you want.
5. Final Thoughts: Not All Dealers Are Evil… (But Be Ready Like They Are)
Not all dealers are chor, but thoda sa doubt har jagah zaroori hai — like when a cousin says “last 2 overs mein jeet jayenge".
But enough of them are shady enough that being alert is your best insurance.
Buy smart. Ask questions. Be that annoying-but-alert customer.
Because it’s your hard-earned cash.
So, skip the scams, not the checklist
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